Toddler Law...Like Martial Law, But Worse

Pin It My house is being ruled by a toddler.

A stubborn, feisty, angry, toddler.

How did this happen? She came out of nowhere and just took over the joint. And she rules with an iron fist. Today I found myself jumping up immediately to refill her sippy cup when she barked "Juice" and thrust her empty cup in my face. She has me trained. I stopped half way to the kitchen as reality hit me.

I'm her bitch.

I turned around to find her lounging on the couch, reclined on a pillow with her arms behind her head, smirking at me. Smirking. What?



She looks so innocent, doesn't she? Well she's not. Take it from me. Let me share a few ways that this toddler has asserted her dominance in our house lately.

Toddler Law According to Zoey

1. Potty training. We have been actively potty training Zoey for a couple of months. I bought her a brand new pretty pink potty just last week because she decided she didn't want to sit on the big potty anymore. We had a little frog potty but one day I entered the bathroom to find a spider inside it....staring at me. I smashed the spider with my foot, which cracked the potty insert and splattered spider guts all over my foot. That was not a good day. Anyway, we've had the pretty pink potty sitting in the bathroom for a week. Every 20 minutes Zoey cries potty and so one of us suckers will jump up, run her to the bathroom, sit her on the potty and then sing Jingle Bells for the next 15 minutes. She has yet to make tinkle in that potty. I've decided she just likes the song Jingle Bells. I tried to tell her the story of the little girl who cried potty but I don't think she cared.

2. Dinner. Zoey has decided that there are only 3 acceptable foods for me to serve her at dinner time. Chicken nuggets, macaroni and cheese, and hot dogs. If I put anything else on her plate, she declares her dinner to be "yucky" and proceeds to stomp off to the corner where she will put herself in time out rather than eat. The first few times this happened I caved and let her have what she wanted. I fell victim to the cute toddler smile trap. Now that I have put my foot down her stomping to time out is accompanied by ear piercing shrieks. For her next escalation I am sure she will spin her head around and shoot pea soup out of her mouth. Just something to look forward to.

3. Bedtime. Zoey has always been my best sleeper. She was sleeping through the night at 2 months of age. For the past 8 months she has asked to go night-night by 8:30pm and went down without hassle. One story, one kiss, tuck her in and she's out for the night. Starting about month ago she decided that the house must be completely silent for her to go to sleep. Do you know how hard it is to keep 3 other kids quiet? It's a losing battle. So her sleep schedule is all messed up and now she thinks it's party time at 4am. Guess who doesn't like to party at 4am? That's right, ME!

I keep reminding myself that this is only a season. It's a phase. She'll go back to being a sweet little girl soon enough. I hope. Please tell me she'll grow bored of her toddler terrorist tendencies soon.

Lie to me if you have to.


The House Project: The Breakfast Nook

Pin It So I told you last time about my plans for the family room and the new color palate I want to incorporate with the light khaki, turquoise and peach. Well, the breakfast nook and kitchen are both adjacent to the family room so the color scheme must continue throughout or it will look choppy and mismatched.



I am trying to decide how to pull the colors in to each area and make it look uniform. Do I go safe and paint the nook area the same light khaki? Or do I go balls to the wall and use the turquoise on the walls? I have a chair rail splitting the wall in the nook so I could do the light khaki and the turquoise. Here's what the nook looks like now:


The picture on the wall is going in favor of a more modern canvas, probably from Ikea. See what I mean about the wall? I could do the light khaki on bottom and the turquoise on the top. The colors continue into the kitchen so I would have to do the same throughout the kitchen but I think I would like that. Zoey's booster seat is gone now and I'd change out the green pears to oranges or peaches in the vase. Plus I might add some coordinating placemats to tie the colors together. I'm not planning on adding any curtains or blinds to the windows. I love all the natural light and nobody can see in from the back of our house so no privacy concerns.

Yay or Nay?

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Television Shows I Miss

Pin It I am an admitted television addict. I love it. I love to lose myself in the mindless amusement that television brings me. I get invested in the characters, in their stories, in their made-up lives. So it really burns my biscuits when the networks cancel shows that I'm involved in before I'm ready to say bye to the characters. It's gotten to the point where I don't want to get invested in new shows until I know for sure they are going to stay for more than one season. Otherwise it's just a waste of time.

10 Shows I Miss

1. Ringer- I loved this show. Loved it. I was totally invested in it. And I was pissed when it wasn't renewed. With a capital P. 

2. The Secret Circle- I didn't think I would like this show but I really did and I wanted to see what was going to happen. 

3. Emily Owens MD- I loved how awkward she was. I totally could relate. 

4. Guys With Kids- Seriously. This show was so funny. I can't believe it was canceled. 

5. Everybody Loves Raymond- I know, I know. This show was on forever but still, I miss it. I watch all the reruns and I still laugh every time. 

6. Teen Mom- They canceled the original Teen Mom just when it was getting interesting. I want to see what happens to Amber and watch Farrah go insane on some poor unsuspecting date. 

7. Monday Mornings- I really liked this show. I think the time slot hurt it but it was really good.

8. Terra Nova- My whole family liked this show. It was something we all sat down to watch together. I know it was really expensive to produce but the story was great.

9. Go On- Another one that I thought was so funny. Matthew Perry was hilarious. Matt and I will both really miss this show. 

10. Missing- I liked Ashley Judd in this show. I thought the storyline was interesting and it kept throwing just enough twists to keep me coming back. 

What shows do you miss?

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Sending My Kids To Monsters University With LeapFrog + A Giveaway

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It's only Day 5, y'all. Day 5 of Summer Vacation and I swear I've heard "I'm bored" at least 100 times since Monday morning. It does not help the situation that Mother Nature has decided to dump a tsunami's worth of rain on us in the past 5 days. Seriously, it has rained every single day of summer vacation so far. There are child height nose prints all over the windows where the kids have been staring longingly in the direction of the pool and playground. There might even be a few mom height nose prints too. I plead the fifth.

To break up the whining I had to bring out the big guns. I'm like Mary Poppins....you know, if she was a day drinker and minus the umbrella cause I lost mine in 2007. Nope, my Mary Poppins moment came in the form of some LeapFrog goodies.


We are huge fans of Monsters Inc. and I'm not sure who was more excited for the new Disney Pixar Monsters University movie- the kids or myself and Matt. So when LeapFrog graciously offered to send my kids the new Monsters University Game and Monsters University Interactive 3D Book for us to review, I jumped at the opportunity. Both the book and the game are based on the new Disney Pixar Monsters University movie.

Get into the Monsters University school spirit while building reading comprehension skills!
Children can experience Mike and Sulley’s monster world in a fun new way with LeapFrog’s first-ever 3D book. Join the fun on campus as these two monsters learn to appreciate their differences and train to compete in the famous Scare Games. Kids will have a roaring good time while building reading comprehension and vocabulary skills. They can choose a personalized monster name, and experience enhanced story art with their own pair of 3D glasses. This LeapReader title is compatible with Tag™.

Additional features include:
*Play learning games that build logic and reasoning skills using position words and some
detective work.
*Learn about nouns and verbs while correctly identifying the right scare technique.
*Build word recognition skills. If a child gets stuck on a word, they can touch it to hear its
pronunciation and begin to associate the word they hear with the word they see printed on
the page.
*3-D glasses are included with purchase and encourage children to engage in
the book’s features and explore unique illustrations.

Children can transform themselves into students at Monster University’s Scaring Program by wearing their included 3D glasses and reading the new LeapFrog book to discover Scare curriculum created just for students of MU. This problem-solving story encourages children to interact with monsters, and special 3D effects help keep kids engaged while learning about advanced vocabulary, nouns and verbs, logic and reasoning and position words.

Maia and Mase fought over who was going to get to read the book first. Mase was enthralled with the 3D glasses and trying to make the monsters "jump" off the page while Maia was more focused on the story itself and the activities. Her favorite activity was the monster search. She loved searching for the prompted monster and compared it a game of I-Spy. 
In the Scare School Classroom activity, kids are asked to use detective work. For example, the direction “Find a monster with spikes who is in FRONT of someone who has three eyes,” helps them learn about position words and build deductive reasoning in a fun and memorable way.

The 3D Interactive book is recommended for ages 5-8. Mase is 5 and Maia is 8- they both loved the story, the activities and the 3D glasses. Even Zoey, who will be 3 in September, loved listening along to the story! The Interactive book works with the TAG reader as well as the new LeapReader (coming soon). The 3D glasses are not needed in order to enjoy the story or participate in the activities but the sure do add a fun touch!

Explorer™ Game Cartridge: Disney•Pixar Monsters University

In Disney•Pixar's Monsters University, winning the Scare Games will take more than a big roar—use your problem-solving skills to help Mike and Sulley! Using clever thinking and stealth maneuvers, make your way through different locations. Are your scare skills up to the challenge?

The game is recommended for ages 4-7 years or Pre-K-1st grade. I knew that Mase would love the game but I wasn't sure if Maia- being 8 and going into 3rd grade- would enjoy it as much. Mase could not wait to start playing. One of his favorite parts was being able to create his own monster. 



Let your inner monster loose: Pick parts to create your own monster. You can even monsterize your own face and bring your creation to life by recording monster roars with the built-in camera and microphone on LeapPad™ learning tablets and LeapsterGS Explorer™! Finally, put your monster to the test and see how much scream energy you can collect!

He also really enjoyed the 2 problem solving mini games that he encountered.


As you go, 2 problem-solving mini games challenge your scare skills. Identify pairs of matching monsters memorabilia before time runs out! Use deductive reasoning skills to find the monster that holds the hidden key!

I love the way the game encourages problem solving and logic to further the play. One part that Mase found challenging was the Problem-Solving Pathways. It took him several tries to navigate the levels and he had to learn from his previous mistakes and find other solutions. But the game made it so fun that he didn't get frustrated like we have seen him do in other activities that he didn't get correct the first time.


Navigate your way through 24 levels across campus as you sneak to your destination! You’ll have to utilize strategic thinking and problem-solving skills to avoid enemies and referees. Blow out candles using spitballs so you can hide in the dark and distract opponents by attaching noise-making bells so you can collect all the pennants!

Mase really got into the Monster Match game. He loves playing memory games and this one caught his attention right away. I must admit, I had a good time with the Monster Match game too. 



It was such a pleasure to have the chance to try out both the Interactive 3D book and the Game. LeapFrog has always been a favorite in our house and I am always excited to see what they are going to come out with next. I highly recommend both of these Leap Frog products! My kids have enjoyed many hours with both of them.....and so has their mom!

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Disclaimer: I received a complimentary Monsters University game cartridge and Monsters University 3D Interactive book to assist with this review. Giveaway prizes are courtesy of LeapFrog. All opinions are my own. 




Armchair Detective Extraordinaire

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I am an armchair detective extraordinaire. I admit it. I embrace it. At one point in my life I wanted to become a profiler for the FBI. Of course, my life took a different direction so now I have to indulge in my crime fighting from the couch. I watch crime shows and try to figure out the who-done-it before anyone else. It's a challenge and I freely admit that I drive Matt insane. That's just because he doesn't ever figure out the bad guy before I do. Pure jealously, folks.

One of my favorite shows that I never miss an episode of is Rizzoli & Isles on TNT. Let's face it- TNT is the home of crime drama! Rizzoli & Isles is everything I want in a crime drama- funny, snarky, and challenging for an armchair detective such as myself. I adore the friendship between Jane & Maura, I laugh myself silly over Jane's snarky comments, and I love watching the interaction between the characters. Rizzoli & Isles is one of those shows that I will watch every single episode immediately and then I'll watch them again when they are rerun. I can't help myself.

 

BlogHer and TNT gave me a second chance to review the Season 3 finale of Rizzoli & Isles just in time before the new season begins on June 25th. The minute it was delivered to my door I sat the kids in front of the playroom television with sugary snacks and implored them to watch at least one hour of mindless kids programming. I hunkered down in the family room with a big bowl of popcorn and turned off my phone. You know it's serious business when I turn off my phone.

I watched the episode when it aired live but let's face it- that was awhile ago and my brain can only hold so much information. I was grateful to have the opportunity to refresh my memory before jumping right into the new season. I had forgotten how much happened last season! There were a lot of storylines left up in the air and I am so excited to dive right back into them and see where this season is going to take the viewers. Just as a refresher- Maura met her biological mother and learned her sister needs a kidney transplant and Jane's love interest, Lt. Col. Casey Jones, is scheduled for risky spinal surgery. I can't wait to see what happens!

I was sucked directly into the interactions between Jane and Maura and Jane's family. It never takes long for me to get the giggles from some of Jane's one-liners. You remember her brother Tommy had a baby last season, right? Well he walks in out of the rain carrying the baby in a front carrier and interrupts a conversation between Jane and Maura. When Jane's mom barges in wanting to know why her grandson is out in the rain, Tommy replies that he is babysitting.

"I think when you're the father it's called parenting." - Jane Rizzoli

Have I mentioned how much I love Jane? I swear Angie Harmon is a genius of an actress. I could do an entire post just dedicated to all her fantastic one-liners.

I hope you will tune in to see the season premiere of Rizzoli & Isles on Tuesday, June 25th- it will be an hour well spent, I promise you that! Be sure to check out the TNT website for information on all their summer shows.

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The Magic Of The Pool

Pin It I'm convinced our neighborhood pool is filled with magical water. The kids have been dying to go swimming but the first few days of summer vacation were full of thunderstorms and cloudy skies. So when the temps soared up into the mid-90's and the skies were blue and sunny we headed for the pool.

On a side note- I forgot how much work it is to pack up 3 kids and all their junk to take to the pool. At least we live close enough to walk because loading 3 wet kids into the car would be worse.

We spent 3 hours at the pool. Zoey stubbornly sat on the top step and refused to go one inch further into the water. She was perfectly content to splash and kick her feet as she watched the big kids swim.



Mase worked up the courage to finally jump in off the side of the pool. This is the first year he has willingly let his head go under water without freaking out. He is still wearing his vest but hopefully after his finished swim lessons next month he will be confident enough to swim without it.



Maia is also taking swim lessons to brush up on her skills. She can swim but she needs some confidence. So I signed her up too. She had the best time with her friends playing Marco Polo and beach ball volleyball.



I got to sit on the stairs with Zoey and observe. I look forward to the days in the future when I can lounge on the deck chairs and watch my kids swim. Maybe read a magazine. I can't even imagine. Right now I sit on the stairs with the other moms of young kids and we share smiles of commiseration. Right before we get splashed in the face by the kid doing the cannonball off the side.



So where's the magic part? Well we came after 3 hours and the kids ate a snack. Then they did chores. Yes, you read that right. They did chores. Without being bugged, nagged, yelled at, or even reminded. They just jumped in and did their chores.

Then they fell asleep. All 3 of the little kids. At the same time. They slept for hours. Hours. I sat on the back deck, read a book on my Kindle, and drank a frozen mango margarita.

That pool is magic.


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