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{Unsolicited Admissions of Parenthood Failure at it's Finest}

So What If:

*I have approximately 564,872 magazines piled up on my counter top waiting to be read. And when Mr.McHunky made the egregious error of trying to dump some in the recycling bin I went all Psycho Wife on him. I'm going to read them, really I am. When I get a free minute...

*I walked the dog at 10pm because Mr.McHunky wasn't feeling well and I was being a....sigh, good wife. Normally I am a responsible pet owner and pick up my dogs poo. However, when it's pitch black outside, the street lamp is flickering on and off and then I hear a rustling in the bushes near where Bailey is doing his business...all bets are off and I ran home like a little bitch, dragging a small dog behind me who was still in the squatting position. That'll teach him to squeeze it out a little faster.

*I may have intentionally sneezed on a lady in the check out line at Wal*Mart this weekend. She rammed her cart past me trying to beat me to the check out line, then proceeded to hold up the entire line of people behind her because her son was half a mile behind her with the second cart. When I voiced my opinion of her obvious lack of manners and breeding, she told me to go do something to myself that is anatomically impossible. When her kid finally made it up to the line with the second cart, the rude lady grabbed the end of it and pulled it so hard that she almost hit Maia. She's lucky she didn't or it would've been a bloodbath.

*I forgot to throw the laundry in the dryer one night and had to tell Maia to turn her socks inside out and wear them again the next morning. She's only 7, her feet haven't had the chance to work up a stink yet. She came home from school that afternoon and told me that she informed her teacher, her gym teacher and the bus driver that I made her wear dirty socks to school. Thanks kid.

*Ty came home from school with an announcement about a fifth grade field trip and assembly coming up soon. As I read through it I noticed that the section requesting parent volunteers and chaperones had been blacked out. I asked him if it was blacked out on everyone's paper and he said no, just his. Great. I've been black listed from volunteering in fifth grade. I told you I was on a list.

Linked up at So What Wednesday, Airing my Dirty Laundry and Proud Mommy Moments.